You know when you are in LA when...

Recently when I was in California, my co-worker and friend were discussing how different the area was. You know when you are in LA when...

• You eat half of your entree and the waiter tells says "impressive, you did a good job"
• Someone says "you are eating a bagel?  You must not be from California"
• It is dirty & grimy
• It takes you 2 hours to go 10 miles
• Even though LA is a city, it isn't a walking city and there isn't very much to see outside of the few tourist things
• So many men have long hair, at first glance you mistake one for a woman
• People tell you that you tawk funny