It is that time of year where people are re-hooking up. Unfortunately I am not stranger to this phenomenon - I recycle my men. I do it because I want to keep my number low and you know what you are getting yourself into. It makes perfect sense.
So, I have a sorta thing going with ManFriend, nothing restrictive but he constantly tells me how lucky he is to be with me, and that I turn him on, and that I am sexy as hell.
But, I've hooked up with Cop#1 about 7 times this year because he is my addiction. We've been at it on and off for 13 years...and I love that I excite him so much.
And now, out of the woodwork I received a "poke" from Bank Boy. I didn't know you can still poke people on Facebook, but that generated a short conversation. He suggested one more night. But remember, he was obsessed...there is no way I can do that again because once isn't enough for him, I rocked his world a little too much.
Two days later HSK started messaging me again, first it was just catching up stuff over the last 1 1/2 years since he decided I wasn't good enough for him, but then he started complimenting me then asked to hang out. Then more messages on different days - still filled with compliments. We even made plans so he can show me a good time...whatever that may entail. Normally I wouldn't go for hooking up with him again, because he was an odd conceited fellow...but no joke, his small little penis was the most satisfying and amazing sexual experiences ever. So, why would I not try again, especially because I feel like having lame sex with ManFriend is making me forget to have decent sex.
Then comes some New Year's resolution ideas from my male friends about hooking up with them in the New Year. I told one guy that I was open to hanging out with him again - I haven't seen him since I was friends with this girl T from college, he is/was her friend. But his penis was HUGE...a little scary. Add to that greesy - him and his girlfriend are rocky, so immediately he asks to bang.
Finally, the most unexpected of all was Doofy. I never made a good impression with him in the bedroom. His huge penis scared me, clearly I have a problem with extra large. I always felt young and inexperienced with him. It may have been the timing too - I was a bit more insecure a few years ago. I mean ManFriend has been with ~over 150 women, and I am not bothered with that, so just because Doofy is more experienced I shouldn't have a problem, especially if he was willing to teach me stuff. Who doesn't love to learn? Anyway, I haven't heard from him in a long time, so it was nice to chat with him a little bit and I was super flattered with his kind words.
What should this tell me? It tells me that I am desirable I mean, it isn't one person telling me I am pretty or that they want to have indecent relations with me - this is now a few of my past men...men who know me, men who've seen me naked, men who've seen the 'crazy' Denise, the 'sad' Denise, the 'happy' Denise, the super drunk Denise, and the serious Denise. A few men, so it can't be a mistake. If I had a tag on me, it would say 'recommended by 9.5 out of 10 men'.
So there it is, I must be pretty awesome, otherwise these men wouldn't be asking to re-hook up with me. Tis the season, where I might let my guard down, and just do it...with all of them. Why not?