signs I am gaining weight

Signs I am gaining weight

• my butt cheek isn't all covered in my panties
• my butt doesn't fit as it did on the toilet seat
• my back and belly are itchy from the stretching of my skin
• my heart hurts
• not only are my pants are tight, but I have over the popping over the pant 
• I think my feet are swollen
• is that multiple chins?
• I've bitten down on my cheeks - because they are fat
• my body feels sore
• I can still see my toes in the shower...but not as much of them
• my boobs are popping out of my bra
• when I lean up against ManFriend for kisses, our bellies touch and it isn't as comfortable - and I lose the moment of kissing and just keep thinking that our bellies shouldn't be touching
• when I lay on the couch with ManFriend to make out, it is uncomfortable on my chest
• when I cross my arms, they have a resting spot on my belly
• I have to use a little more foundation to cover my face
• the space between my thighs are practically touching
• my belly button is a little deeper
• did I start shrinking my clothes in the dryer?
• I hate the way I look in recent pictures 
• I've always had indents on my shoulders and a dark line under my bra - but it is worse now
• On the train, if I am sitting next to a man - our legs/hips touch since we fill each of our seats